Sunday, July 14, 2013

Chasing Baby Pigs


Illustration by Summer  Age:  8  Paris, TN
            “Hey Grandma, what was it like to live on a farm?” asked a wide-eyed redheaded five-year-old. 
            "Yeah Grandma, did you have cows and chickens and stuff?” asked her eight-year-old sister.
            “No girls, I lived on a pig farm.  All we had was pigs, dogs, and cats,” replied their grandma.  “Want to hear about my job on the farm?”
            “Yes!” the girls cried in unison as they sat down preparing for a story.
            On our pig farm I had a bunch of little jobs here and there, but my main job was helping my dad and older brother round up the baby pigs when they got out of the pigpen.  Baby pigs are fast as lightning, but so was I.  I was faster than even my older brother at short distances.
            One day my dad came running in the house yelling for my older brother and me.  “Come quick, the baby pigs are running loose.”
            I quickly put on my shoes and headed out the door.  Sure enough, there were five baby pigs running along the woods in the front yard heading for the road.  Daddy was already trying to head them off before they reached the road.  I dashed out the door with my older brother close on my heels.  Daddy managed to get them stopped before they got to the road, but they turned around running along the woods heading for the back yard and Mom’s garden.  I came flying off the porch trying to stop them before they made it to the back yard.  I did manage to stop two of them, but the other three kept heading for the back yard.  Leaving the two for my older brother to chase, I took off as hard as I could go to try to get ahead of the pigs before they reached my mom’s garden.  I caught them right at the edge of the garden.  Clapping my hands and making as much noise as possible, I tried to steer the baby pigs back toward the front yard.  It worked.  All three pigs headed back along the woods toward the front yard.
            As the pigs and I came into the front yard we ran right into the two pigs my brother had been chasing.  This stalled all the pigs allowing us to slowly move them forward across the front yard by keeping behind them and to each side.  As we neared the driveway, we realized the car was going to block our progress.  When we reached the car two pigs went around the front of the car, two pigs went around the back of the car and one pig went back toward the woods.  I stayed with the two pigs that went around the front of the car and herded them down toward my dad who was now standing by the open gate of the pigpen ready to help herd them through.  I was hard on their heels yelling and clapping driving them straight toward the open gate.  They shot straight through.  Two down.
            I had to quickly get out of the way because my older brother came racing up herding two more of the baby pigs toward the open gate.  One tried to dash away from the gate, but I was in the way.  Between the two of us, my brother and I managed to get those two pigs through the gate.  Two more down, and one more to go.
            The other baby pig had made its way to the back yard again.  Instead of heading full out toward the back yard, I walked quietly along the edge of the garden trying not to startle the pig.  My older brother went around the house to come in behind the pig to keep it from going back in the front yard.  When I managed to get behind the pig, I started yelling and clapping trying to drive the pig toward the side yard and the gate to the pigpen.  It worked.  I yelled for my brother to get to the side yard and kept to the left and slightly behind the baby pig.  The baby pig tried to turn toward the front yard but came face to face with my older brother.  It tried to turn around and head for the back yard, but came face to face with me.  My brother and I slowly herded the last pig toward the gate keeping the pig from straying to the right or to the left.  Finally, it shot through the gate, and Dad closed the gate behind it.  Done.  My brother and I slowly walked to the front porch and collapsed.  Chasing baby pigs was hard, hard work.

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